1. Join the bandwagon in March, threaten to leave the bandwagon in Early April
Possibly the most important of all. Announce to the world that you'll cheer for a team off to a hot start... like the 2009 Toronto Blue Jays (REMEMBER THAT? FIRST PLACE ON MAY 23RD).
2. Purchase a Jose Bautista jersey, then question Jose Bautista
Well aren't you special?
3. Be vague when offering advice to improve the ballclub.
Be sure to include words such as "leadership" and"mentality" - somewhat connected to #2, questioning Jose Bautista.
4. Blame Everything on Gibby
I'm sorry you're having intimacy issues #BlameGibby
5. Love Kawasaki
Just because he's a warm hearted immigrant who can't speak English
6. Compare the Blue Jays to teams who have experienced success within the past 18 months
Oh, yea, because the Baltimore Orioles were SO GOOD for the past twenty years
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