Friday 29 March 2013

Conspiracies

Huge problem, Blue Jay fans.

I just realized we have both the Man in White and the Milkman. That's two men in white! Double trouble.

Accusations to follow.

Forgotten Blue Jay Legends of the Past Decade (First Edition)

HOWIE CLARK

"MINE!" -Alex Rodriguez

... and ya know who fell for A-Rod's shenanigans? The one and only Howie Clark! The man hit .357 in 2003 over 77 lovely plate appearances. It's beyond me why he isn't on the Level of Excellence yet. How does this look?


MacMillan, Malcolm. "The Ball Park Guide." Rogers Centre Review. N.p., n.d. Web. 29 Mar. 2013.      <www.theballparkguide.com/graphics/toronto-blue-jays/rogers-centre-blue-jays-level-of-excellence.jpg>.

Thursday 28 March 2013

             Y'all best be prepared for this one.

             "(Brad) Lincoln 2" Expect a Travis Snider appearance. Maybe even a Lance Zawadski cameo.