Luis Figueroa hit .111 in 9 ABs with the Blue Birds in 2006. Congrats, buddy.
Thursday 23 May 2013
Saturday 4 May 2013
Game #31 - No recap today, player performances instead
Lawrie - Too many red bulls, 0-3. But he's Canadian... so that's something. Oh, his D is also superb.
Melky - 1-4? SUPER ALL-STAR. Melk and Coco Puffs all day, baby.
Bautista - Super sexy with dem high socks. At least he's decent.
Encarnacion - 2-4, congrats. This guy is pretty good. But his team sucks.
Colby - Oy vei
Davis - I love this guy, he was probably the cutest baby. He's not that good though. HE SCORED A RUN TODAY!
Izturis - Well he does nothing... so it's hard to like him. Sucked again today.
Blanco - Got a hit? I thought all he did was catch knuckleballs.
KAWASAKI! - WOOHOO KAWASAKI YAYYAWRKWOAEWQOMO MOAW 川崎は男です。私は川崎を愛し！彼は野球で最高の選手だ超セクシーな男だ！川崎GO！
Dickey - You're wise... like an owl... but you sucked today.
Melky - 1-4? SUPER ALL-STAR. Melk and Coco Puffs all day, baby.
Bautista - Super sexy with dem high socks. At least he's decent.
Encarnacion - 2-4, congrats. This guy is pretty good. But his team sucks.
Colby - Oy vei
Davis - I love this guy, he was probably the cutest baby. He's not that good though. HE SCORED A RUN TODAY!
Izturis - Well he does nothing... so it's hard to like him. Sucked again today.
Blanco - Got a hit? I thought all he did was catch knuckleballs.
KAWASAKI! - WOOHOO KAWASAKI YAYYAWRKWOAEWQOMO MOAW 川崎は男です。私は川崎を愛し！彼は野球で最高の選手だ超セクシーな男だ！川崎GO！
Dickey - You're wise... like an owl... but you sucked today.
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Friday 3 May 2013
Game #29 and #30 - Farrell Fun and Fantasy Baseball
Game #29 was a swell one! Lawrie with a lead off red bull run to centre. Ermageerd! Will we win? Nah...
Happ shits the bed in this one. Seven walks - that's a lot of Johnny Walker!
We lose 3-1... but hey, look at the bright side! Ricky Romero is starting next game.
Never mind. Boring game. 4-0. I HAVE FELIX IN FANTASY! YIPEEEKAYYYAAAYBITCHEZ!
Two games lost, I like gyros.
-Your friendly, neighbourhood, Greek comrade, Alex Anthopolous's protege
Wednesday 1 May 2013
Game #28 - Glad I didn't watch the game
I couldn't watch the game. But the lovely Mike Wilner kept me updated on the twitter. So here you go...
Buehrle's throwing soft - about as fast as Sandy Koufax... 77 year-old Sandy Koufax, that is. Gets out of first inning though. Shits the bed later. Gives up two run tater totter to Stephen Drew. Later to Napoli, Nava.
We bring in Ishhhmeal Rogers (Thank you, Buck) and he decides to fill Buehrle's shoes. Couple more dingers, Germano does the same.
Um, what else? Let's see...
Oh right, same ol' BJ-Buccholz match up. Melky does something really stupid. Brett Lawrie red bulls it to centre field. Doesn't matter - we lose.
Final score: Something ugly
Faith gained from last game lost? Quite possibly.
Buehrle's throwing soft - about as fast as Sandy Koufax... 77 year-old Sandy Koufax, that is. Gets out of first inning though. Shits the bed later. Gives up two run tater totter to Stephen Drew. Later to Napoli, Nava.
We bring in Ishhhmeal Rogers (Thank you, Buck) and he decides to fill Buehrle's shoes. Couple more dingers, Germano does the same.
Um, what else? Let's see...
Oh right, same ol' BJ-Buccholz match up. Melky does something really stupid. Brett Lawrie red bulls it to centre field. Doesn't matter - we lose.
Final score: Something ugly
Faith gained from last game lost? Quite possibly.
Belated Recap: Game #27 - We DIDN'T lose!!!
BMO on the mound - not the bank.
We score first. Didn't work in NY but whatevsies. 1-0 on Bautista double, Rajai scores.
Skip a few innings. Lester shits the bed. Saltalamacchia forgets how to throw a ball. 4-0 Jays after three.
The Blue Jays don't like winning. So Morrow gives up home runs to David ORtiz (say it with the improper Buck Martinez emphasis) and the fish guy. 4-2 Blue Birds. Farrell's team scores again a few innings later and it's 4-3.
Edwin chicken wings one into the upper deck. Absolutely RADickeyulous. AA is satisfied - mostly because his greek salad tastes good though. 6-3.
But Toronto sports team seldom have intention of winning so the Red Sox come back off Morrow, bullpen through shitty pitching and shitty defense. No, no, thank you, Mr. Izturis!
*Temper tantrum*
Lucky ducks. Edwin goes deep. 8-7. Rasmus singles home JPA an inning later. 9-7. Janssen saves it.
Final score: 9-7 Blue Jays
Faith restored? Somewhat.
We score first. Didn't work in NY but whatevsies. 1-0 on Bautista double, Rajai scores.
Skip a few innings. Lester shits the bed. Saltalamacchia forgets how to throw a ball. 4-0 Jays after three.
The Blue Jays don't like winning. So Morrow gives up home runs to David ORtiz (say it with the improper Buck Martinez emphasis) and the fish guy. 4-2 Blue Birds. Farrell's team scores again a few innings later and it's 4-3.
Edwin chicken wings one into the upper deck. Absolutely RADickeyulous. AA is satisfied - mostly because his greek salad tastes good though. 6-3.
But Toronto sports team seldom have intention of winning so the Red Sox come back off Morrow, bullpen through shitty pitching and shitty defense. No, no, thank you, Mr. Izturis!
*Temper tantrum*
Lucky ducks. Edwin goes deep. 8-7. Rasmus singles home JPA an inning later. 9-7. Janssen saves it.
Final score: 9-7 Blue Jays
Faith restored? Somewhat.
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