Game #31 - No recap today, player performances instead

Lawrie - Too many red bulls, 0-3. But he's Canadian... so that's something. Oh, his D is also superb.
Melky - 1-4? SUPER ALL-STAR. Melk and Coco Puffs all day, baby.
Bautista - Super sexy with dem high socks. At least he's decent.
Encarnacion - 2-4, congrats. This guy is pretty good. But his team sucks.
Colby - Oy vei
Davis - I love this guy, he was probably the cutest baby. He's not that good though. HE SCORED A RUN TODAY!
Izturis - Well he does nothing... so it's hard to like him. Sucked again today.
Blanco - Got a hit? I thought all he did was catch knuckleballs.
KAWASAKI! - WOOHOO KAWASAKI YAYYAWRKWOAEWQOMO MOAW 川崎は男です。私は川崎を愛し！彼は野球で最高の選手だ超セクシーな男だ！川崎GO！


Dickey - You're wise... like an owl... but you sucked today.

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