We score first (believe it or not). Izturis gets on, Boni doubles, Davis grounds out ... and the bandwagon begins to fill up.
Happ works out of a few jams, Reyes claps in joy.
Bautista does what he does best - goes deep. Edwin gets to third somehow. He singled or somethin'... got to second and Chris Stewart pulled an Arencibia with an untimely passed ball. Scores on a sac fly because of a shitty play by Stewart... again. Dropped the ball on a slide. Blue Jays are actually happ-y because they're winning.
Happ shits the bed in the third. Walk, walk, HR by Hafner. Tie game 3-3.
Skip to the sixth inning. Lawrie takes a few shots of Red Bull, goes deep off Sabathia. Oppo taco roughly two feet. Thank you, Yankee Stadium.
You really thought we could win? Sorry...
Vernon Smells singles home Cano. Rajai zig zags to a ball in centre field hit by Hafner. Another shit-in-the-bed moment.
Meh, rest is boring. We go back to our old ways and don't hit Sabathia. Joba Chamberlain jumps off a trampoline, doesn't break his ankle, pitches ninth instead of Mo. Yay? Well, not really. Rasmus strikes out. We get some stuff going but it doesn't matter because we have no intention of winning.
Final score: 5-4 Yankees.
Amount of fans lost: A very large bucket load of bandwagoners, Mike Mccoy
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