Sunday 28 April 2013

Game #26 - Why Win When You Can Lose?

Hughes Dickey (hehe)

Well Boesch starts off the scoring with a dingerino. 1-0 Yankees. But the Jays had scored first in the previous three games and lost. FORESHADOWING?

Couple bloops and a ... well... a weak grounder through the hole. Adam Lind - father, on base MACHINE. Tie game.

Fast forward a few innings and Izturis does something that doesn't involve playing like a pile of feces. Yes, he doubles home Bautista. Blue Jays have the lead? A win? Is it in reach?

Dickey's pitching well, Blanco makes a nice catch. But ya didn't think we could actually win a ball game, right?

Lyle freakin' Overbay hits a go ahead french fried po-tater off of Dickey. 

Gibby is upset because Nunez has something in his eye. It's called a sparkle (awww)!

Rest is predictable. Robertson, Rivera, four game sweep, crying in the corner. Blue Jays made an effort but once again felt no need to actually win. 

Final score: 3-2 Yankees

Other notes: Jays are sucking right now in case you didn't notice, Reyes is probably still happy - he always is

Relevance: I'm starting to lose my sheeeezz

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